Well, after days and days of asking, nagging, prodding, heavy hinting and everything else short of lying on the floor and kicking their feet, the kids convinced me that it was a GREAT idea to go sledding. I knew better and was quite toasty in the warm house, thankyouverymuch. But deep down inside, I really wanted to be Fun and Hip Mommy. (I think, however, the very fact that I am using the word "hip" means that I am not.) So, I finally threw up my hands in desperation and yelled, "Alright, alright! One hour of sledding! Get your stuff!"
The older kids threw the sleds and snowboards in the van and got their sisters bundled in multiple layers of mismatched woolens. We took a ride to the hill where the boys tried their hand at snowboarding, as did their mother, in a fit of complete insanity. I should have read the signs but alas, I did not.
After an embarrassing attempt to recreate my slalom water skiing days on snow, I proceeded to pick the ice from my teeth and slow the pace a bit. Rather than risk my neck on the slopes, I would pull the baby around in the little sled. Here are some photos of Her Royal Cuteness.
And here is Mary who, at first, would not even sit on the sled but later was screaming happily and coasting downhill with her hair flying in the wind.
Christopher made a nice attempt at the snowboard as well. It is new to him this season. I have to admit that he looked more at home on it than I did.
There are no photos of Benjamin who is sorely disappointed over that fact. I think it is alright that I do not have a photo of him from that day because I have about 500 more of him than I have of all the other children since him.
Here are Mary and I taken by Ben
A few days later, we hit the slopes again with our friends the McDonnells and the Cunninghams. My friend Marie (who is very Fun and Hip) slid the slopes with the best of them. I could not be outdone so I took my chances on the little saucer sled that you see in the photo of Mary above.
I positioned myself at the top of the very tall hill, made sure the coast was clear and got myself psyched up for the steep slide to the bottom. While I psyched myself, Benjamin snuck up from behind and proceeded to shove me down the hill. I spun like a top the entire length of the hill, hitting all the bumps on the way down. I landed in a snowy heap at the base of the hill while my children cheered for their "very Fun and Hip" lunatic mother.
I guess sledding after the age of 35 ranks right up there with trying to do a cartwheel or a somersault. It certainly looks a lot easier than it is. Trust me, I know.