Burger King employee (not that we EVER eat fast food) says to Mary:
"Would you like white milk, chocolate milk or apple juice with your children's meal?"
Mary: "May I please have a large iced chai with no ice in a "to go" cup with a lid?"
(Wait, there's more...)
BK employee (baffled): "We don't have iced chai. We have frozen mochas though."
Mary: "Nah. Those are for grown ups."