Mary recently acquired a couple dozen baseball cards so she could trade with her brothers.
Overheard...
Christopher: Who will you give me for Rafael Palmeiro?
Mary: How about this catcher guy with the dark brown hair and handsome eyes?
Christopher (grabbing the card to read it) : That's Pudge Rodriguez. Are you sure you want to trade him 'cause I called no trade-backs.
Mary: Sure. His eyebrows are kind of strange anyway. Do you have any guys with red shirts?
Christopher: Ummm...no.
Mary: Do you have Baby Ruth?
Christopher: Ummm...no. Do you mean Babe Ruth? That card would be worth a lot of money.
Mary: Why?
Christopher: Because he was really good.
Mary: I thought Baby Ruth was a little girl.
Christopher: No, he wasn't a girl.
Mary: Well, that's kind of a dumb name for a boy. How about yellow shirts? Do you have any guys with yellow shirts?
Christopher: Sigh....